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    Post something random here!!

    Post by MysticSoul on Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:40 pm

    Just what the title says - for when you MUST post something random.

    I'll go first.


    Mr Barnard: What do you want?
    Man: Well I was told outside that...
    Mr Barnard: Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!
    Man: What?
    Mr Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert!
    Man: What? I came in here for an argument.
    Mr Barnard: Oh, oh oh I'm sorry, this is "abuse'. You want Room 12-A just along the corridor.
    Man: Oh sorry. Thank you very much, sorry, thank you.
    [Shuts the door]
    Man: Stupid git
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    Post by MysticSoul on Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:44 pm

    That's the house where it all started. He walked it's hallways. Hid in it's closets. Dreamed in it's bedrooms. Helped his Mother in the kitchen. Watched TV in the living room with his Dad. Played in his Sisters bedroom. Then one day he picked up a knife and he never put it down again.

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    Post by MysticSoul on Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:16 pm

    Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
    Danny: I don't like tea.
    Sandy: [laughing] You don't have to drink tea.
    Danny: I don't like parents


    YOU JUST CAN'T WALK OUT OF A DRIVE-IN!!!!
    Stranded at the drive-in....branded...a fool......

    lol - tell me, how was HE stranded? He had the car!!! :joker:
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    Post by devilbunny504 on Wed 01 Oct 2008, 3:31 am

    Bunnies and Fluff...I have an objection to the fact that that is where all the dead threads go. lol j/k
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    Post by J on Wed 01 Oct 2008, 3:32 am

    KILLS THE BUNNY!


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    Post by MysticSoul on Wed 01 Oct 2008, 3:39 am

    J - you killed chat
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    Post by J on Wed 01 Oct 2008, 3:51 am

    So I noticed.


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    Post by MysticSoul on Wed 01 Oct 2008, 1:19 pm

    You killed SS too, huh? bounce
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    Post by devilbunny504 on Thu 02 Oct 2008, 12:21 am

    he killed me...:\
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    Post by MysticSoul on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 5:12 pm

    Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

    Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! ha ha ha Kill The Zombie
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    Post by MysticSoul on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 5:12 pm

    Something some of you don't know....I'm a robot.

    Don't tell anyone. What a Face
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    Post by MysticSoul on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 5:16 pm

    Exclamation

    I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friend.
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    Post by grind_the_xian on Mon 06 Oct 2008, 5:34 pm

    I said to him --"My dear Fortunato, you are luckily met. How remarkably well you are looking to-day. But I have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado, and I have my doubts."

    "How?" said he. "Amontillado, A pipe? Impossible! And in the middle of the carnival!"

    "I have my doubts," I replied; "and I was silly enough to pay the full Amontillado price without consulting you in the matter. You were not to be found, and I was fearful of losing a bargain."

    "Amontillado!"

    "I have my doubts."

    "Amontillado!"

    "And I must satisfy them."

    "Amontillado!"

    "As you are engaged, I am on my way to Luchresi. If any one has a critical turn it is he. He will tell me --"

    "Luchresi cannot tell Amontillado from Sherry."

    "And yet some fools will have it that his taste is a match for your own.

    "Come, let us go."

    "Whither?"

    "To your vaults."

    "My friend, no; I will not impose upon your good nature. I perceive you have an engagement. Luchresi--"

    "I have no engagement; --come."

    "My friend, no. It is not the engagement, but the severe cold with which I perceive you are afflicted. The vaults are insufferably damp. They are encrusted with nitre."

    "Let us go, nevertheless. The cold is merely nothing. Amontillado! You have been imposed upon. And as for Luchresi, he cannot distinguish Sherry from Amontillado."
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    Post by Demonda on Mon 06 Oct 2008, 5:47 pm

    Is that from the Count of Montecristo?


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    Post by MysticSoul on Tue 07 Oct 2008, 1:39 am

    John Doe has the upper hand here!!
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    Post by grind_the_xian on Tue 07 Oct 2008, 10:43 am

    Demonda wrote:Is that from the Count of Montecristo?

    Nope it is from the Cask Of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe: http://www.poestories.com/text.php?file=amontillado
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    Post by Demonda on Tue 07 Oct 2008, 4:37 pm

    Eh, it was one of em. lol


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    Post by grind_the_xian on Tue 07 Oct 2008, 6:17 pm

    E.A.G. is a brilliant writer, he was an alchoholic too haha

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